Many of you are probably reeling, wonder why I would chose such an
abhorred act. But let me reason with you. Shad Moss (or Bow Wow) is due for a musical/image revamp. Again. He established some years ago that he was no longer Lil Bow Wow, but Bow Wow. But he's my age and still rapping about your standard fare gloss that your average corner rapper in downtown BK will rap about but more than likely will never see.
Shad has something that a lot of artists don't: Experience. In his case, experience doesn't make for him being a better emcee or artist, but he definitely knows how to rap and he's developed his ability to construct songs that sell. Plus, he knows the ins and outs of the major label world with his 10+ years dealing with music.
So Shad if you're reading this I think it would be in your best interest to do the following:
-Have a nervous breakdown on
106 and Park-Have your publicist organize a press conference where you explain that you've had a spiritual awakening. "I no longer want to record the same type of music" you will say.
-Travel the world--more specifically, travel third world countries, where the poverty, injustice, classism/racism and shear brutality opens your eyes to this often neglected reality
-Grow dreadlocks (optional)
-come back to the states and record your latest album...
Bow World (or some type of album title that sums up the theme of record)
-reconfigure your rhymes style and begin making socio-political rap songs much in the same vein as Blackstar, The Roots or any Okayplayer-affiliated act that is unanimously brought in conversation when discussing "real hip-hop" with hipsters...
-....but make sure to have 2-3 songs that will be viable singles (one will be an ode to females)
-collaborate with the aforementioned Okayplayer act
-go on a media blitz to convince the world you are now "enlightened"
I mean really Shad, what do you have to lose? You're already rich. And heck, you can have your publicist spin your world trip into something positive that'll have all of the righteous cats raising their (right) fists:
"Similar to when Malcolm visited the Islamic holyland of Mecca, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow took a trip across the globe which unveiled the harsh realities of life outside of the US, hereby changing him and influencing him to record his latest artistic effort,
Bow World."
So where did this brain fart of a post come from? Well I found out on
Highbrid Nation that Shad Moss is retiring from rap and focusing on his acting career. Of course this decision comes after appearing in such highly ranked movies such as
Like Mike,
The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift, and
All About The Benjamins.
So Shad, if you ever decide to record again (which given your track record for movies), heed these words.